Let me go on record and say that I hate outdoor patio heaters. Whether they are gas powered or electric – they’re wasteful and only provide limited warmth to people standing directly beneath them. So imagine how psyched I was when my wife came home with one of these nature defying outdoor temperature raisers this summer. I think I said, “this is prostate exam awesome!” and then ran to my room and cried.
After several hours and in order to maintain a happy marriage, I came around and formulated a plan to justify the existence of our new 1500-watt consuming patio turd. Here are some of my solutions:
 Roasting Marshmallows  Patio Heater Egg Incubator |
 Patio Heater Clothesline  Frying up some bacon  Baking a bundt cake |
I’ve even opened up to the idea of more cuddling in order to make sure we don’t fire up the devil designed affront to nature and layers. Feel free to suggest any of your ideas and we’ll try to post them.
LOL! i guess if anyone gets one of this things for summer warmth, they should be required to carry it around in winter as an umbrella!
same kind of efficiency i bet.